Lectos' Eeyore Page

Eeyore, a very sad and gloomy, blue-gray donkey.  He is stuffed with sawdust which alone is enough to make someone grumpy. Eeyore is very intelligent, although he is modest and keeps most of his knowledge to himself.  He keeps quiet around all of his less intelligent friends.  He is very depressed most of the time.  But you would be to if all your friends were lame and way less intelligent than you.  And plus his tail keeps falling off and has to be nailed back on!!!

Eeyore lives at the 100 Acre Wood Southeast, in his very own little 'Gloomy Place'.  He lives in a house that keeps collapsing and rebuilds it again and again and again and again.  His favorite food is thistles, feed him some or he will be sad and no one likes a sad ass. Eeyore loves being remembered on his birthday and hates being bounced.  So don't bounce him!!!

So why do I like Eeyore?  I have been compared to him many times.  I am told I am an intelligent person but somewhat of a smart-ass.  I am quiet most of the time and I am usually modest about what I know.  I am depressed and gloomy a lot and have life disturbing things happen to me constantly!!!  Plus, chicks dig Eeyore.  They love him.  They think he is so cute and dreamy and love to hug the stuffings outta him. So hug him dammit!!!  Hug your favorite ass today!!!