...and dah sea becomes me bride
Aye 'ave shipped in all dah tides
So in 'er Aye do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me alls Aye need
...and wit' rum in throat Aye crave
Only treasure will Aye save
To dah galley ya stay a slave
Pirate, seaman
Merchant vagabond
Calls me whut ya will
But Ay'll takes me silver anywhere
Free to sail me ship anywhere
And Ay'll plunder fine anywhere
Anywhere Aye may roam
Where Aye lay me anchor is 'ome
...and dah chest becomes me throne
Aye sail to dah unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By meself but not alone
Aye ask no one
...and me 'and twas severed clean
dah less Aye 'ave dah more Aye gain
Off dah beaten shores Aye reign
Pirate, seaman
Merchant vagabond
Calls me whut ya will
But Ay'll takes me time anywhere
I'm free to bury me loot over there
And you'll never find ut anywhere
Anywhere Aye may sail
Where Aye lay me anchor is 'ome
But Ay'll takes me silver anywhere
Free to sail me ship
And Ay'll takes me gold anywhere
Anywhere Aye may sail
Where Aye lay me anchor is 'ome
Carved upon me mast
Me body lie, but still Aye sail
Wherever Aye may sail

[ Author: Long John Metallica ]

Long John... wit' me bloke, Ahab... Black Beard, and Moby
Long John's mateys, Comes 'board
arr arr arr
Question: Tell me what ya tink 'bout me
Aye 'unt me own treasure und aye steal all yer tings
Only drop me anchor when ayem feelin' lonely
When tis all over please get in dah brigg
Question: Tell me 'ow ya feel 'bout dis
Try to sink me mate ya get dismissed
Swab me own decks, o' and aye 'oist me own sails
Always 70/30 in galleon ships
Dah boot on me foot
Ayve stole ut
Dah clothes ayem wearin'
Ayve stole ut
Dah ship ayem sailin'
'Cause aye depend on me
If aye wanted dah 'ook ya're wearin'
Ay'll take ut
Dah 'at aye 'ave on
Ayve stole ut
Dah peg ayem walkin'
Ayve stole ut
I sail the sea
(I sail the sea)
All dah mateys who are gonna mutiny
Throw yar 'ooks up at me
All dah lubbers who swabbin' decks
Throw yar mops up at me
All dah wenches who sinks ships
Throw yar skirt up at me
All dah blokes who walk dah planks
Throw yar 'ands up at me
Arr aye didn' know ships could go down like dat
Long John, 'ow yar ships go down like dat
Arr aye didn' know ships could go down like dat
Long John, 'ow yar ships go down like dat
Tell me 'ow ya feel 'bout dis
Whut would aye want if aye would wanna live
I pludered 'ard and killed to get what aye get
Mateys, ut ain't easy bein' pirates
Question: 'ow'd ya like dis doubloons dat aye brought
Braggin' on dat slas' dat 'e gave ya is to front
If ya're gonna brag make sure tis yar bounty ya flaunt
Depend on noone else to give me what aye want
Dah boot on me foot
Ayve stole ut
Dah clothes ayem wearin'
Ayve stole ut
Dah ship ayem sailin'
'Cause aye depend on me
If aye wanted dah 'ook ya're wearin'
Ay'll take ut
Dah 'at aye 'ave on
Ayve stole ut
Dah peg ayem walkin'
Ayve stole ut
I sail the sea
(I sail the sea)
All dah mateys who are gonna mutiny
Throw yar 'ooks up at me
All dah lubbers who swabbin' decks
Throw yar mops up at me
All dah wenches who sinks ships
Throw yar skirt up at me
All dah blokes who walk dah planks
Throw yar 'ands up at me
Arr aye didn' know ships could go down like dat
Long John, 'ow yar ships go down like dat
Arr aye didn' know ships could go down like dat
Long John, 'ow yar ships go down like dat
Long John's mateys
Yeeharr?
Ya in below deck?
Sure 'nuff
We'll keel 'aul duh lubbers pirate style
Chicken of dah sea
Independent Pirates
Noone else can sink me
Long John's mateys
Yeeharr
All dah mateys who are gonna mutiny
Throw yar cutlass up at me
All dah lubbers who swabbin' decks
Throw yar mops up at me
All dah wenches who make fun
Throw yar skirt up at me
All dah blokes who walk dah planks
Throw yar 'ands up at me
Arr aye didn' know ships could go down like dat
Long John, 'ow yar ships go down like dat
(repeat until fade)

[ Author: Destiny's Beard ]

Tink yer gonna keep me brigged ya won't
Tink Ayem gonna 'oist yer sails, Aye won't
Even if we was blokes
Me 'ook Don' Cost uh ting
Tink Aye wanna ship, Aye got me own
Even if we was blokes
Me 'ook Don' Cost uh ting
When ya sailed up in dah galleon
Saw dah doubloons ya gave to dah mateys
Knew that tis was war when ya shot at me
Pullin' up yer sleeve so Aye can see dah hooky ting
Seen ya lay'ter in dah dead sea
Raising up a cannon so Aye would notice ya
But yer 'ard to miss
Tink ya otter know
Don't matter if yer bailin' out dah sea water
Alls that be matterin' is that ya sink t'night
Give me all dah treasure Aye need that maps can't find
Tink yer gonna keep me brigged ya won't
Tink Ayem gonna 'oist yer sails, Aye won't
Even if we was blokes
Me 'ook Don' Cost uh ting
Tink Aye wanna ship, Aye got me own
Even if we was blokes
Me 'ook Don' Cost uh ting

[ Author: J.Lo Beard ]

Aye came into this world as a cap'n
Look into this eyespatc' then you'll
See dah size of this maim.
Poked out by cutlass
'Tis burnin' up me gullet.
Everyone dat yearns
Has to steal from dah Spain.
Hey Aye think about dah day
Me parrot ran away wit' me pay.
When mateys come for pay.
Now she sides wit' me mateys dat she perched.
And Ayem just a cap'n wit' a peg for me leg,
'ey like a *thunk*...
Should Aye be feelin' bad?
Should Aye be feelin good?
'Tis kinda sad Ayem dah
Laughin' stock of dah cabin boys.
Ya would think dat Ayed be sailin' on,
But Ayem a sucker like Aye said
Locked up in dah brig, not!!
Maybe I should sail away
Aye should give 'em a shillin'
Aye got me gold doubloons anyway,
'ey, what dah 'ell watcha want me to pay.
Aye wont lie dat Aye cant deny.
Aye did ut all for dah bounty,
C'mon, so ya can take dat mutiny
And blow ut out yer, yee-har!!...
Why did ut hoard the gold?
Why did Aye wait so long,
'uh, to figure ut out?
But Aye did ut and Ayem dah only one
Sailin' on dah sea who didn't get ut.
Aye cant believe dat Aye can be
Deceived by me so called mateys,
But in reality 'ad 'idden agenda
They put me tender 'eart in a cannon
And still Aye surrendered,
Hey like a *thunk*...
Aye did ut all for dah bounty,
C'mon, so ya can take dat mutiny
And blow ut out yer, yee-har!!...
Ayem only 'uman.
'Tis so easy for yer mates
To want share of bullion.
They tell ya to let ut go,
But 'tis easier said then done.
Aye appreciate ut.
Do, but just let mah alone.
Let mah alone.
Jus' let mah alone!!
Aint nothin' gonna change.
Ya can walk plank.
Ayem just gonna stay 'ere and always be dah same.
Aye did ut all for dah bounty,
C'mon, so ya can take dat mutiny
And blow ut out yer, yee-har!!...

[ Author: Limp Bizkit Beard ]

Ayve been sittin' 'ere tryin' to find this whale
Aye get behind me sails, Aye need to 'oist main sail
Lookin' fer dah payback, listen fer dah spear smack
Them be sayin' every man bleeds just like me
Aye feel like blubber son, yet 'ime last in line
Aye shoot me 'arpoon gun and ut 'elps to pass dah time
Aye drink to many rums...ut 'elps to ease dah pain
Aye made a couple gold doubloons, still Aye feel dah same
Everybody knows me name, say Ahab way out loud
Alotta fish fuck wit' me, 'tis 'ard to 'ang outtin' a gale
Aye guess dat's dah price ye pay to be some big shot like Aye
y'am
Outstretched 'ooks and one left 'and, still Aye cant find
Moby
And when me ships starts goin' down,
Aye will always be around...yea anyone and now...
And when me ships starts goin' down,
Aye will always be around
Lubbers don't know about dah things Aye says or do
Them not be understood 'bout dah shit dat Ayve been through
'Tis been so long since Ayve been home
Ayve been fishing Ayve been gone fer way to long
Maybe Aye forgot all dah things Ayd miss
Oh somehow Aye know there's more to life then fish
Aye said ut too many times and Aye still stand firm
Ye get what ye put in, and whales get what they deserve
Still Aye ain't seen mine no Aye ain't seen mine
Ayve been givin' just ain't been gettin'
Ayve been reelin' back fish line
So methinks A'yl keep on walkin' wit' me 'ook 'eld 'igh
A'yl keep movin' on and only got one eye
Only got..only got..only got one leg
Only got one...eye eye eye ya-har only god knows why
Take ut to dah devil, 'ey wont ye take me to dah sea matey
Arg arg arg arg arg....

[ Author: Kid "Ahab" Rock ]

Bawitdarggggg da bang yee-har diggy diggy diggy
Said dah mateys said up walk dah plank
My name is KIIIIID... dah pirate, yee-har!
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy
Said dah mateys said up walk dah plank
And this is fer dah galleons dat don't 'ave any platinum
Dah swashbucklers and 'eadless seamen
Dah galley o' freaks, ships packed with riches
Dah mates wit' dah peglegs and dah scurvy wenches
Dah Nordahrn sea and dah Soudahrn island
And it don't even matter if your gullet's punctured
All dah Vikings, dah English, dah Spaniards
And all me 'oard at dah Skull Island caverns
All you bastards in dah crow's nest
Fer dah crooked dogs and dah mutiny lests
Fer dah shots o' rum and dah 'eaps o' cheese
Half pints o' blood and dah shift in breeze
Fer dah wenches all trickin' out in me cabin wood
And fer dah mates o' dah world misunderstood
Aye said 'tis all good and 'tis all in fun
Now get on dah deck and try to swab someone!
Bawitdarggggg da bang yee-har diggy diggy diggy
Said dah mateys said up walk dah plank
Fer dah peg legs clickin and dah 'ooks dat 'ang
All dah mates gettin gold and dah guns dat bang bang
Wild mermaids and Sharky's mix
All me mateys in dah brig in cell block six
Dah shits when there ain't enoug' chests to hook
And fer Long John Silver and loot 'e took
You can try fer mutiny but dat ain't fun
Now get on dah deck and try to swab someone!
Bawitdarggggg da bang yee-har diggy diggy diggy
Said dah mateys said up walk dah plank
Fer dah gold, and for dah mates
And fer dah bounty
YEE-HARRR!!

[ Author: Kid "Beard" Rock ]